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Gymnastics Jokes

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"This week Mattel made a lot of news. They are now going to be advertising a gymnastics Barbie doll. This will be the first Barbie ad where under the picture it says 'actual size."

What do a Credit Card and a Gymnast have in common? - Outstanding Balance!

I make it a habit to hang out with groups of gymnasts - Because there’s safety in tumblers.

What do you call a hipster that does gymnastics? - A Tumblr

What's the difference between a gymnastic team and a playboy model? - The gymnasts do a bunch of cunning stunts.

What is the hardest event in women’s gymnastics? - The doctor‘s appointments.

What do you call a gymnast covered in clay? - An adobe acrobat.

Two gymnasts decided to go into business together and because one liked liquor and the other beer and wine, they decided they would open two pubs one directly across the street from the other. Unfortunately they had a falling out and went out of business due to poor marketing. They never could agree on a name for the parallel bars.

Where do cheating gymnasts go? - Behind parallel bars!

What did one gymnast say to the other? - Nice to Meet you.

How do you know if your a gymnast? - Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography for the floor exercise in your head.

What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common? - They can all do the splits.

How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice? - A split second!

How do you know your on a date with a gymnast? - She asks you to split the check.

Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food in the summer? - She wanted to do summer salts.

Why did the gymnasts get naked? - So they can Meet in the Flesh.

What do you call a Disney princess that can flip like a gymnast? - Ariel. What's the hardest part about being a male gymnast?

Telling your parents that you're gay. - What do a dentist and a gymnastics coach have in common?

Did you hear about that poor gymnast's bank account? - Her balance was outstanding.

I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics.
They said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I'm free Monday, Tuesday, and Friday."

What does a cannibal call a gymnast? - A well balanced breakfast.

When is a gymnast like a judge? - When she sits on the bench.

Why was Cinderella such a bad player? - Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why is a gymnastics meet the coolest place to be? - Because it’s full of fans.

Where do gymnasts go to get a new uniform? - New Jersey

What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween? - “GIANTS”

What did the vampire gymnast say to the vault coach? - “I want to TSUK your blood.”

Where do bad gymnasts go? - Behind parallel bars!

What is a gymnastic coach’s favorite color? - Yeller

How are reciprocals like gymnasts?-They flip!

I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today...
Ever since then the bar was lowered

How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice? - A split second!

What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move? - A split!

A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?”- The horse beams. 

What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common? - They can all do the splits.

What is a flip flop’s favorite sport? - gymnastics.

What did the mummy gymnastics coach say at the end of practice? - “Let’s wrap this up!”

What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man? - Gymnastics like no one has ever seen.

What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween? - “GIANTS”

Why did the vegetarians boycott gymnastics? - They didn’t like meets!

They both use drills! What happens when a gymnast and her coach don't get along? - They split up.

What do you call a male gymnast who just broke up with his girlfriend? - Homeless. 

I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast.
They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance.

I'm not short, I'm a gymnast. I was once a gymnast, in a parallel bars dimension.

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